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Ruminations on life and poetic waxing on the human condition. But mostly things that make me chuckle or go "hmmmm..."


Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod, via cats-weed-sleep)



Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: homosensationalism, via warpedrationale)


My head says, “Do your homework”, but my heart says, “Smoke a bowl”.